Mari: Bullshit on that tent still being upright after a vampire flings at werewolf at it. This causes Edward to predictably lose his shit and fling Jacob into a tent pole. Jacob flinches at the cold and rolls back onto Bella out of instinct, smushing her.
The thought of being stuffed into a sleeping bag with a guy who has the body temperature of a flu victim is making me want to pull my skin off. How stuffed into that sleeping bag were they? Never mind. She asks Edward for help and he jokes about taking Jacob’s arms completely off instead of helping.įinally, he does unzip the sleeping bag and Jacob falls out and onto the cold ground. Every time she moves he tightens his hold like a boa constrictor. She continues to struggle to get away from Jacob who isn’t waking up for some reason? I guess he must smother hold girls in his sleep pretty regularly. That doesn’t really make any sense? Am I doing pain wrong? ( K: OBVIOUSLY.)īella asks Edward about the weather and he tells her it’s warmer now. His expression was calm, but the pain in his eyes was unconcealed.” Where’s Edward, you ask? Why, creepily watching her sleep of course!
This is sort of a metaphor for their relationship.
Jacob has his arm around her and she struggles to get free of it since he tightens his hold on her in his sleep. Some minor camping precautions would also have helped out but fine. Apparently, over night she got so warm from him holding her next to his hot body that she’s actually sweating. Kirsti: Stephenie Meyer – finding new lows to pass off as romantic since 2005.Ĭatherine: So the chapter starts with Bella waking up in the tent where she is being forcibly spooned by Jacob. I mean, it can’t possibly be worse than two boys fighting over her like Bella’s some sex companion to be won while she lays there, unconscious.
Marines: If you read that and are thinking, “why do they keep saying this? Why won’t they all accept there are no good chapters?” I can only say we are brave and endlessly hopeful in the face of adversity.Īnnie: Each new chapter is just garbage in book form, each one worse than the last. The Twilight gods have not smiled kindly on my today, friends. Previously: Bella used Jacob’s hot bod like a space heater.Ĭatherine: Oh wow.